Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Moral of The Stories

So, I received an email from my uncle.
He wanted me to learn moral from two little stories.
Here go the stories.

Story 1
Partners help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.

Story 2
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and saying
"congrats".
But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".

Moral of the story:"Hard work is never appreciated”

Hmmm... Interesting.

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